Four Years Later...

My nephew graduates from high school tomorrow and in search of something to write about tonight I asked him what he learned in his four years there. He didn't have too much to say.

Four things Michael learned in high school:

1. Stuff about school...

2. You can fake your way through your first book report of high school.

3. If you're going to get a detention for being 30 seconds late you might as well drive home and go back to bed and be 3 hours late.

4. Sometimes when you decide to take a "break" from school you may be surprised to run into your mother in the kitchen...because she's also "taking a day."

Silly boy...