A short memo to whoever thinks I need to extend my non-existent car warranty:
Please. Please stop calling. You may have noticed, I never answer the phone when you call. You have left more than 50 urgent messages that tell me I only have 3 days to act and I still don't call you back.
C'mon Robot Voice...take a damn hint. This girl just ain't interested in whatever you have to offer.
Also, could you let the police, the federal magistrate, and all the other urgent robot voices know I won't be calling back? I have no desire to find out about whatever shady scheme they have going on.
With so much appreciation,
You know who